About the Store

Freddievulgar.com is a safe place to shop. When you shop with us, you're not in some dubious google-translated Chinese store. When you shop at Freddievulgar.com, you know what products you are buying and how long they will take to be delivered.

Freddie Vulgar is a small business. When you buy from us, you're not buying from a international fashion giant, nor from a shady Asian fast fashion store. Instead you're supporting Nordic designers and the many individual professionals who have made this store possible. The store is a registered business and operated in Finland, the happiest country in the world.
Freddie Vulgar designs and markets the products you see, for example, on this site. We do not manufacture or deliver products. The products you order are made especially for you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk and holding gigantic inventories is great for the environment and makes small businesses like Freddie Vulgar possible.

Working with the best partners is our way of ensuring the best possible quality and security. Your payments and the whole shopping experience is secured by Shopify. We won't store any unnecessary information about you. With cookies, we can make your shopping experience a bit better, but you control how your data is used. Our manufacturing (printing) partner is chosen with the best quality in mind and the products are manufactured as near you as possible to minimize the logistic hassle.

We're not in it to win it, financially speaking. We have paid jobs and other commitments. While this means we can't provide 24/7 customer service, it also means that if something goes wrong, we promise to fix it. We are a trustworthy no-bullshit online store because we have no reason not to be.

Finally, if you read the brand stories and product infos on this site, you may legitimately wonder what the *beep* is going on. The short answer is that they are part of the artwork just like our products. They are just as much explorations of absurdity and surrealism enabled by wild imagination, artistic approach, artificial intelligence and other creative tools as are our products.

We really hope you enjoy your Freddie Vulgar experience.